Not me, even though I am considerably thrifty. No no, this cheap chick is the one sweating away in my crock pot right now.
A few weeks ago Albertson's had whole chickens for $0.49/lb (how the heck to you type a cents sign?). I bought 3 and used the first 2 right away. As the days til my next unemployment dispersement creep by, I find it time to use the last one.

There are lots of whole chicken recipes online, but I find the easiest way to cook them is as follows:
1. Find whatever sturdy vegetables you have in your refridgerator. Today I had carrots, celery and onions.
2. Concoct a medley of whatever spices you'd like from your cabinet and grab whatever oil (preferably olive) you have on hand. Today I'm using McCormick's Montreal Chicken Grinder and a fancy oregano olive oil. I bought both of these at Big Lots, where I score all my rock bottom priced cooking needs.
3. Chop veggies and cover bottom of the crock pot. Shove half the onion (chopped or not) into the belly of that bird. I like to use some seasonings on the veggies here, but it's optional.

4. Clean the bird from gut to gizzard, rub with oil, generously apply seasoning.
5. Plop that bird breast side DOWN into the crock pot. Cover and let'er cook. Don't pick up the lid, that lets the magic out.

Now, I personally am cooking her on high for 2 hours then down to low for another 3-5 (depending on when these kids get hungry tonight) but that's because she didn't fully defrost after 2 days in the fridge. Usually I put her on low the whole time.
So from this chicken, I should get dinner tonight, lunch tomorrow and at least 2 more meals this week. For all 4 of us. And Uncle Kev if he wants :)
Excuse my pics, I can't find my battery charger for my camera and my ipod camera has gone bezerk. So these are from my phone. I will add the final images when she's done. Wish me luck!
